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Post by kageshika on Nov 18, 2007 12:18:18 GMT -5
*snore*
Shikamaru lay flat on his back, arms under his head on the grassy field, under the shade of a tree. Falling asleep while watching clouds was his favourite hobby. Well, maybe not, but it was the least troublesome.
He wasnt really asleep, he was just relaxing, eyes closed, and very nearly asle- WHAM!
"Huh?" He shot up.
A girl had fallen out of the tree. 'What the hell?' Shikamaru thought. 'Why was she in the tr- AUGH!'
A katana whizzed out of the tree, missing his foot by an inch. 'Holy crap..'
The girl pushed herself into a sitting position, rubbing the back of her head. "Ow....."
Shikamaru just stared, then he lied back down and closed his eyes. A few moments later he was awakened by a very loud, cheerful
"HI!"
Shikamaru winced from the loudness and opened one eye. "Who're you?"
The girl smiled. "My names Kagemi!" She said happily.
Shikamaru frowned. "Weren't you dead on the ground a minute ago?" he said sarcastically
Kagemi rolled her eyes. "Yeah, me and my klutzyness....." She shrugged. "Whats your name?"
Shikamaru sighed. "Shikamaru..."
Kagemi smiled. "I see....." She poked him in the forehead. "You look lazy."
This time Shikamaru rolled his eyes. "So what?"
She poked him again. "Wanna hang out?"
"No."
"Wanna get some ramen?"
"No."
"wanna do SOMETHING?"
"Yes. I want to sit here and sleep."
Kagemi frowned. "Tch, you ARE lazy." She poked him again.
"Quit poking me."
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Augh!"
Shikamaru got up. "Satisfied?"
Kagemi grinned evilishly "Nope. Come get ramen with me. Im bored.
Kagemi dragged a grumbling Shikamaru off to the ramen stand
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Post by hitomichama on Nov 18, 2007 14:45:07 GMT -5
Yomiko was walking along when she saw Kagemi walking with someone she didn't know. She took the lolly pop out of her mouth and chuckled, remembering Kagemi's party where Hitomi went totally fan-girl on Kakashi. She walked up behind them and poked Kagemi in the back of the head.
"Hey Kagemi, long time no see." She said with a smirk on her face.
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Post by kageshika on Nov 18, 2007 18:35:22 GMT -5
"Hey, Yomiko!" Kagemi beamed. She suddenly remembered the grumpy guy beside her. "Oh, this is...umm......" She looked puzzled. "Whats your name again?"
Shikamaru rolled his eyes and sighed. "Shikamaru...."
"Right, right! Shikamaru!" She turned to Yomiko and poked Shikamaru. "I found him under a tree."
"Unfortunately....." Shikamaru muttered as he pulled away from Kagemi's poke.
Kagemi made a face at him. She turned back to Yomiko. "Im dragging him to Ichiraku with me. Wanna come?"
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Post by hitomichama on Nov 18, 2007 19:39:58 GMT -5
Yomiko laughed at his lack of interest.
"Sure, I'd love to come." She said, walking up onto the other side of Shikamaru. She then gave him a hard look.
"So you found him under a tree?" She asked, trying to read him. It wasn't that hard either. Just by looking at the way he walked, she could tell he was a lazy bum. That would have to be changed.
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Post by kageshika on Nov 19, 2007 14:52:31 GMT -5
"Well, techniquely, he found me...." Kagemi beamed. "I fell out of the tree... and he was there, and I nearly chopped off his toes with my katana..."
At that thought, Shikamaru curled back his toes in his sandals and winced.
"So I forced him to come do something with me cuz I was bored." Kagemi continued.
"You didnt force me, you just wouldnt shut up, geez, troublesome girl..." Shikamaru muttered.
Kagemi leaned in close to Yomiko. "He says troublesome ALL the time..." she whispered, as they arrived at Ichiraku.
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Post by hitomichama on Nov 19, 2007 20:05:01 GMT -5
"Very smooth." Yomiko replied, giving Kagemi a thumbs up. She then leaned close to her and whispered into her ear.
"That whole saying 'troublesome' thing will deffinatly get annoying."
She walked over and took a seat at the Ramen Bar.
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Post by kageshika on Nov 20, 2007 15:07:24 GMT -5
Shikamaru sat on the far side of the stand, away from the two girls. Kagemi grabbed his arm and hauled him over beside her.
"When I said come get ramen with me, I didnt mean I would escort you and then you could ignore us." She grinned evily. Shikamaru sighed and rolled his eyes.
"Troublesome kids...."
Kagemi laughed maniacally as she ordered her ramen.
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Post by hitomichama on Nov 20, 2007 23:04:46 GMT -5
Yomiko ordered her ramen and glared at Shikamaru with a -_-'' face.
'Where does he get off calling me kid?' She thought. 'I should...' She took a piece of paper out of her pocket, ripped off a small corner and rolled it into a ball. She waited for Shikamaru to turn around, and threw it at the back of his head.
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Post by kageshika on Nov 21, 2007 14:53:22 GMT -5
Shikamaru felt something bounce off the back of his head. He hunched his shoulders and curled his hands into fists. Kagemi laughed.
"Youre in for it now, Yomiko! The big bad lazy guy will get you!" she joked. Shikamaru whirled around.
"If you keep bugging me, Im leaving." he said angrily.
Kagemi looked astonished. "Thats the fastest Ive seen you move all day." she said.
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Post by hitomichama on Nov 25, 2007 18:31:42 GMT -5
"If you keep bugging me, I'll..." She mumbled the rest. "You know what, I'm sorry Shikamaru! Let's call a truce, shall we?" She spit in her palm, then held out her hand for him to shake. Once he was turned, she winked at Kagemi. This would be a fun day for them both.
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Post by kageshika on Nov 25, 2007 19:02:01 GMT -5
Shikamaru frowned. "I'm not shaking that hand." He turned back to the table and leaned his head on his hand. "You probably spat in it."
Kagemi looked astonished. "How do you know?"
Shikamaru glared at her. "She winked at you. Baka." He poked Kagemi in the forehead, like she had done, only harder. "I'm not stupid."
Kagemi turned back to Yomiko. "He's too smart for us!"
she whispered.
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Post by hitomichama on Nov 25, 2007 21:50:53 GMT -5
"Maybe.." She whispered back. "But we'll see.." She non-chalantly knocked her wallet off the counter and watched it roll under Shikamaru's chair.
"Oh, darn!" She said. "I'm such a klutz! Could you grab that for me Shikamaru?" She asked, flashing her eye lashes at him. She hid a bottle of hot sauce under the table so when Shikamaru bent down to pick up her wallet for her, she'd dump it into his ramen.
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Post by kageshika on Nov 27, 2007 15:20:22 GMT -5
Shikamaru glared at her *T.T*. "Give me that hot sauce first."
Kagemi went shifty-eyed. "Wha-what hot sauce?"
Shikamaru narrowed his eyes. "The hot sauce she snuck under the table. I told you, Im not stupid."
Kagemi made a face at him and picked up Yomikos wallet for her. "Tch,I didnt think a guy so lazy could be a genius."
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Post by hitomichama on Nov 27, 2007 18:02:15 GMT -5
Yomiko frowned, putting the hot sauce on the table.
'How'd he know?' She thought to herself. 'He's good, but so am I. I'll think of some way to get him, he will not go unpranked.'
"I...need to talk to Kagemi in private." She said, getting up and dragging Kagemi aside.
"We have to prank him by the end of today." She whipsered. "I mean, it's either him, or our dignity. He's got to slip up some time."
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Post by kageshika on Nov 28, 2007 16:23:37 GMT -5
Kagemi nodded. She strolled back to her stool along with Yomiko. She hadn't the faintest clue how to get Shikamaru, but she could at least take every chance she got.
"Whoa, Shikamaru, look over there!" She said, winking at Yomiko and pointing to a random spot. Shikamaru sighed, rolled his eyes, and slowly turned to where her finger was pointing.
Quick as she could, Kagemi tried to splash his bowl of noodles on him. But quicker than she could, his hand flew up, knocked the bowl from her hand and caused it to spill into Kagemis lap. Shikamaru smirked to himself.
"Just can't learn, can you?" He said, almost a whisper.
Kagemi leaped to her feet, as noodles slid from her pants onto the ground. "Those were my favourite pants!" she exclaimed in girlish horror.
"Then learn this: I AM NOT STUPID." He said, flicking her sharply in the forehead. He looked past Kagemi at Yomiko. "DO you got any smart ideas, now?"
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